reesearch 

Studying da candy-bar aisle at a supermarket.

No need to do reesearch; we already know dat chocolate is fattening! :P

reesearch by QuacksO May 14, 2022

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.

In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

Spontaneous Research Call by TT99 July 14, 2011

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre 

A professional body that provides pro bono research and consultancy services to NGOs, start-ups and corporations like Uber, ITC, Akzonobel and many more, while simultaneously ensuring a smooth and joyous learning experience that would help in CV and profile building as well.

Every Commerce student has two dreams: first is to get admission in SRCC, and the second is to get enrolled in Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre.

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre by SRCRC Fanclub Head November 29, 2021

For research purposes 

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

For research purposes by Sanguivorant March 30, 2015

Research Triangle High School 

Research Triangle High School (RTHS) is known to be the home of the raptors. In reality, it’s the home of the trans.

Also known as Research Trans High School
If you’re a socially awkward band/theatre kid or one of THOSE lesbians this is the perfect place for you.
It’s an easy ass school so don’t even worry about grades. Chances are if you’re a student here; your only struggle is coming out to your parents.

Normal Student: Hey what high school are you going to?
RTHS Student: Oh xD Research Triangle High School!!! Rawr I’m a raptor hehe. uWu
Normal Student: Umm.. ok?

Research Triangle High School by pipeshrigga June 27, 2020

Genetic Research 

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

Genetic Research by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

research purposes 

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

research purposes by Ktm5 November 6, 2015