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reedsburger 

A reedsburger is a type of hamburger found only in the city of Reedsburg. It is one of the best burgers you will ever taste. Their taste comes from the Beaver patty made from the local beaver population, and the Choraliers. You can find them in the Touchdown Tavern on Main Street in the Burg. Once you have eaten around 10 reedsburgers (and clogged every toilet in town), you make your way over to the Wisconsin Dells, to finish your day with atleast a little satisfaction.
Aw man, that Reedsburger hit the spot!
reedsburger by reedsburg-beavers November 2, 2019
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Reedsburg 

A town that neighbors the Wisconsin Dells. Known for its high percentage of easy whores (properly dubbed "Reedsburg Whores or RW's) and rampant sexually transmitted diseases. Many 'graduates' and undergraduates from Reedsburg's joke of a high school find themselves pregnant, helping to make Sauk county the second most likely place to find a teen pregnancy in the state! Reedsburg is also home to Sauk County's largest liquor store, which possibly goes hand in hand with the easy slut population.
-"After Katie used that peroxide bottle for the third time this month, clumps of her hair fell out"
-"Thats a Reedsburg Whore for you"
Reedsburg by LexiconSheDevil February 12, 2008
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Reedsburg, WI 

Located less than 15 minutes from the Wisconsin Dells, Reedsburg is a great place to stay to avoid the summertime congestion.

If you have been to Reedsburg, then you have been to the Dells, because there is nothing in Reedsburg (besides fine dining and churches... Oh and the best people you will ever meet.)

It's nick name is "the burg" and those who don't use it are seen as outsiders. So when in Rome...
Have you been to Reedsburg, WI? No, but I have been to the burg!
Reedsburg, WI by *Clair Bear* February 19, 2009

Reetsburger 

Slang; an endearing term for a person who acts stupidly.
"You fell over!! You are such a reetsburger."
Reetsburger by splodge June 13, 2006

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026