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Reedsburg 

A town that neighbors the Wisconsin Dells. Known for its high percentage of easy whores (properly dubbed "Reedsburg Whores or RW's) and rampant sexually transmitted diseases. Many 'graduates' and undergraduates from Reedsburg's joke of a high school find themselves pregnant, helping to make Sauk county the second most likely place to find a teen pregnancy in the state! Reedsburg is also home to Sauk County's largest liquor store, which possibly goes hand in hand with the easy slut population.
-"After Katie used that peroxide bottle for the third time this month, clumps of her hair fell out"
-"Thats a Reedsburg Whore for you"
Reedsburg by LexiconSheDevil February 12, 2008
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Reedsburg, WI 

Located less than 15 minutes from the Wisconsin Dells, Reedsburg is a great place to stay to avoid the summertime congestion.

If you have been to Reedsburg, then you have been to the Dells, because there is nothing in Reedsburg (besides fine dining and churches... Oh and the best people you will ever meet.)

It's nick name is "the burg" and those who don't use it are seen as outsiders. So when in Rome...
Have you been to Reedsburg, WI? No, but I have been to the burg!
Reedsburg, WI by *Clair Bear* February 19, 2009

reedsburger 

A reedsburger is a type of hamburger found only in the city of Reedsburg. It is one of the best burgers you will ever taste. Their taste comes from the Beaver patty made from the local beaver population, and the Choraliers. You can find them in the Touchdown Tavern on Main Street in the Burg. Once you have eaten around 10 reedsburgers (and clogged every toilet in town), you make your way over to the Wisconsin Dells, to finish your day with atleast a little satisfaction.
Aw man, that Reedsburger hit the spot!
reedsburger by reedsburg-beavers November 2, 2019

Caden Rensburg 

He a white guy from south Africa that is extremely sun burnt placing ur hand on him will leave a permanent mark
Dude Caden Rensburg is sun burnt to the max.
Caden Rensburg by Drip <3 November 24, 2021

randsburg 

Randsburg, Red Mountain 2 small towns along U.S. Highway 395 each with Red Light District
I tawt I saw a puddy tat in randsburg. Check it out better than bombay california best Red Light District south of bishop & north of AF base.....
randsburg by itichie_nocanpo August 28, 2006

Remsburg 

Middle-aged obese woman,crazy,loves slef harm,and also loves to pick on high schoolers.
Remsburg is a bitch
Remsburg by Mighty roast June 2, 2018

Reetsburger 

Slang; an endearing term for a person who acts stupidly.
"You fell over!! You are such a reetsburger."
Reetsburger by splodge June 13, 2006