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Red Faced Push 

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
Red Faced Push by titans101 May 8, 2010

red faced 

to get drunk: usually reffering to irish/white people as there face turns red when there drunk.
yo, those dudes in the bar are so red faced.
red faced by tommy1 April 25, 2007

redfacebookers 

Redfacebookers
Usually right-wing facebook users who look for any story to troll on that they consider liberal fantasies, e.g., global warming, the environment, social justice, religion etc..
Jon: saw a great post on FB about global warming and it's effects.

Amy: yea did you see the fucking posts saying GW is a hoax?

Jon: yeah, noticed a bunch of fucking redfacebookers, trashing all the like posts.
redfacebookers by Dnadoctor March 2, 2014

philly redface

A philly rapper with a red beard. The people of philly named him Redface
When did Philly REDFACE move to Atlanta?
philly redface by Got them bags June 10, 2020
white afro, draw catting, who sucks hannah's dick, red face
redface by suck ure mum November 23, 2003

Red Faced Cunt Pounder 

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.
Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!
Red Faced Cunt Pounder by micah! March 16, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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