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Red Faced Push 

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
Red Faced Push by titans101 May 8, 2010

red faced 

to get drunk: usually reffering to irish/white people as there face turns red when there drunk.
yo, those dudes in the bar are so red faced.
red faced by tommy1 April 25, 2007

redfacebookers 

Redfacebookers
Usually right-wing facebook users who look for any story to troll on that they consider liberal fantasies, e.g., global warming, the environment, social justice, religion etc..
Jon: saw a great post on FB about global warming and it's effects.

Amy: yea did you see the fucking posts saying GW is a hoax?

Jon: yeah, noticed a bunch of fucking redfacebookers, trashing all the like posts.
redfacebookers by Dnadoctor March 2, 2014

philly redface

A philly rapper with a red beard. The people of philly named him Redface
When did Philly REDFACE move to Atlanta?
white afro, draw catting, who sucks hannah's dick, red face
redface by suck ure mum November 23, 2003

Red Faced Cunt Pounder 

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.
Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!