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redditest 

When you make fun of someone for using reddit
Jim: wait you use reddit? Hah virgin

Jim is redditest, Don’t be like jim
redditest by Stusheep October 8, 2021
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RedditCattle 

A RedditCattle is a redditor who will completely ignore the redditors problem at hand to correct their grammar it is the okay Boomer of Grammar Nazis.
I understand that you just lost custody of your kids to an alcoholic but social media must have really fucked up your grammar and you really need better spelling.Ok RedditCattle.
RedditCattle by LongDongWongKnog November 28, 2019

redditis 

Karmanaut has such redditis, his comment karma is out of this world!
redditis by gosugarrett June 28, 2010

ruddiestthrone 

Ew… stay away from this guy. He is the pandemic we’ve all been fearing and he is also the solution to it. He has the power to end world hunger by dropping his album but he won’t. He is an awful person.
Boy - Omg this guy is so bad at everything!
Other Boy - Yes! He is such a Ruddiestthrone:(
ruddiestthrone by JakobSnakob November 19, 2021

Redditsexual 

A person, usually a man, expressing attraction to masculine traits in women, such as sexual dominance and muscular body. Additionally may also be attracted to feminine traits in men, usually in form of traps/transsexuals. May be caused by severe porn addiction, mommy issues or desire to appear progressive and feminist by expressing his heterosexual attraction in "non-threatning" way- by male submission.
May also be refered to by some people as "Twittersexual/Twitter sexuality"
-Omg, step on me dommy mommy.
-Shut the fuck up, you redditsexual coomer.

-Redditsexuals are bisexuals with the worst taste in people I have ever seen.

-It's either being a lolicon or being a redditsexual.

-My taste in women vs my taste in men. a picture of muscular women and male-to-female transsexual
-Has anyone coined the term redditsexual yet?
Redditsexual by karqz March 21, 2023
A colloquial and rarely used word, meaning any kind of money

Originally named after an English £50 note, which is red
Hey, gimme those reddies!

I did a hard days work, and earned plenty of reddies
Reddies by peteneon March 18, 2010

Redditer 

A person synonymous with clown that is anti-social twat that most likely dropped out of college or in middle school
Random person: how do you get cockroaches out of my house?
Redditer: you burn down the house lmaoooooooo im going to get so many up votes because my family never accepted me!
Redditer by Mr.FunnyDank September 14, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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