red truck 

n. a small lie or change in a story by someone who did not actually witness the event
(red trucker) a person who tends to change stories and tell lies

v. to tell a lie or change details in a story

"OMG she is such a red trucker! That never happened!!"

red truck by Samantha Lynne 17 February 8, 2009

Red Truck Syndrome 

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.

When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."

Red Truck Syndrome by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022

Duh! Big Red Truck

1. A vehicle used by fire people

2.Term used when telling a blonde joke.

There was a fire and a blonde called the fire dept. The Fire Department asked how to get to her house. She replied, "DUH! Big Red Truck!"

Duh! Big Red Truck by beachyblondy January 11, 2007

Duh, Big Red Truck!! 

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

Duh, Big Red Truck!! by ~t October 6, 2004

big red truck 

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

big red truck by Noodles84 September 22, 2006

big red truck 

big red truck is basiclly just a made up phrase that means duh

girl 1: so you are going out with him?
girl 2: big red truck!

big red truck by oopss i spilled some coke May 4, 2006

Duh! Big Red Truck

This is the term used when someone does not get out of the way of a fire truck in route to a call.

A firefighter is driving to the scene of a fire. The person in front of him does not move when seeing the lights and hearing the siren. As you pass the driver of the vehicle looks to you as if there is something wrong. You look back and say Duh! BIG RED TRUCK

Duh! Big Red Truck by zattica January 8, 2007