the female version of "blue balls"
when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.
when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.
That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...
After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.
After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.
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My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
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Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.
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Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.
See also pirate
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