Most feared of all pirates, Captain RedMuff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic ass with his mighty pirate accomplices.

Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.

See also pirate

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.