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Redmuff

Most feared of all pirates, Captain RedMuff sailed the seven seas of wife in search for his severed spleen and prosthetic ass with his mighty pirate accomplices.

Often engaged in 'Drunken Monkey' rituals to initiate his scurvy sea crew using Grumrog (Rum and Grog) to lubricate thier vocabularies for hardcore sea shantys.

See also pirate
"Man the lifeboats and clean my ass, tonight we sail for Cuba."

"KeyChange Ahoy."
by MzzM February 26, 2004
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red muff

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.
That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...

After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.
by pOoNiSh December 1, 2009
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