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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

red avetard couch 

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.
When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.
red avetard couch by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

red leather couch 

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at
red leather couch by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

Red Couched 

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
Red Couched by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026