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red and white kop 

Red and White Kop is a piece of shit online Liverpool FC fan forum that's moderated by a bunch of fucking inept monkeys who lock every thread because they're too fucking lazy / inept to actually do their job. And if you question them, you get banned and laughed at by users who are sucking the mods cocks in hopes of getting on their good side. Every fucking post you make will get deleted, unless it's referencing an obscure 70's TV show / movie that nobody fucking understands. Lots of users on there are over the age of 40 and therefore have no fucking idea how the internet works. Even North Korea / former Soviet Union didn't censor and delete so many opinions.
Everyone on Red and white kop.

red and white sandwich

A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers
"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"

Red and White Panda 

A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.
Red and White Panda by p February 17, 2005

Red and White Albino Rhino 

When a girl is giving head to the male and accidentaly bites the males penis and the male screams "Oh Shit" and knees her in the nostrils and then cums making a bloody concotion of cum and blood.
"She gave me a red and white albino rhino"

"Dude thats awesome"

red and white hammer 

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out
that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.
red and white hammer by hammer69 August 6, 2008

Red and White Can 

Reddi-Wip, with its iconic Red and White Can, designed in 1954, became a product celebrity and made Mr. Lapin famous, too
Red and White Can by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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