recocovering 

it's how you recover from an eating disorder if you don't know how to spell

person 1: you're not fat you're just recovering

me: no i'm recocovering

recocovering by lesbean chicken May 8, 2020

Recovering Pick Up Artist 

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.

"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."

Recovering Pick Up Artist by Johnny Soporno May 4, 2008

recovering 

when your hurt from a stupid love crisis or recovering from being drunk the night before.

i'm recovering in bed

recovering by CozUzumaki May 28, 2008

Recovering Guido 

After many long, hard years of perfecting the legendary hairstyle with gallons of gel, consecutively tanning to reach expected standards, pumping iron until each chisel of every muscle visibly shows through your one-size-too-small-for-your-now-jacked-body ghinny tee, and, obviously, mastering the infamous fist pump so that each pump is in sync with the rhythm of the beats blasting through the walls of Sound Factory, you start to realize that you’re 28 years old and you’ve reached, exceeded and then over-exceeded any expectations that were put in front of you that day in high school when you decided to take on such an exuberating challenge and now you have nothing more to live for since you’ve devoted so much blood, sweat and tears into perfecting your distinguished way of life, so you opt for that other way of life that everyone else in the world has decided to choose.

Guido: Yo bro, im feelin good tonite bro. We gota juice up nice n get ta da club. Me n you, bro, wea gona bang mad bitches at the club, u kno wa im sayin?

Recovering Guido: I’m sorry, Tony. I can’t. I’ve been guido-free for 10 months now and my guidos anonymous leader says I’m doing real good. Sometimes I get the urge to buy more hair gel, but that’s not what’s affecting me the most. It’s when the beats start playing in my head over and over and all I want to do is pump my fucking fist so hard in the air. It’s so hard Tony. I’m learning to take deep breaths and breathe though, this normal way of life isn’t that bad after all. You should try it too.

Guido: Wack, bro.

Recovering Guido by a lion. December 4, 2009

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

recovering goth by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Recovering Catholic 

1. An individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of Christian Doctrine and Philosophy.

2. A person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.

Joshua's Friend says: See that fellow there yonder! His name is Joshua and he is a Recovering Catholic!

Recovered Catholic replies: Praise the duck-billed platapus!

Joshua's Friend says: Amen!

Recovering Catholic by Fendown April 26, 2008

recovering cockaholic 

A chick who has a slutty past, who gets into an exclusive relationship with a guy, but relapses into an episode of sluttiness and indulges her unquenchable desire for getting drunk and sampling random cocks.

That chick I dated was a recovering cockaholic- what did I expect?

recovering cockaholic by brovahedi March 13, 2009