Definitions by zenostortoise

box wine 

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

box wine by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

wangwagon 

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.

"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."

wangwagon by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Sarah Lawrence 

A liberal arts college located north of New York City, known for its obscure courses and large proportion of lesbian students.

"You're a Goddess Worship Major too? Wow!"

Sarah Lawrence by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

recovering goth by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Darwin police 

An imaginary police force which rounds up people whose existance is a blemish upon the face of humanity.

"He only hits me because he loves me!"
"Paging Darwin police, come in Darwin police!"

Darwin police by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

uie

To make a U-turn. Also spelled U-ie, U-y.

"Pull a uie at the next intersection."

uie by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Williamsburg 

A part of Brooklyn known for its hipster population. North Williamsburg (near the L train) is generally filled with trustafarians, overpriced bars, and vintage clothing stores, where South Williamsburg (near the JMZ train) is still home to a large Hasidic and Hispanic population.

"I've thought about getting a job, but if I did that, I'd never have time to make art!"

Williamsburg by zenostortoise November 25, 2004