zenostortoise's definitions

Williamsburg

A part of Brooklyn known for its hipster population. North Williamsburg (near the L train) is generally filled with trustafarians, overpriced bars, and vintage clothing stores, where South Williamsburg (near the JMZ train) is still home to a large Hasidic and Hispanic population.

"I've thought about getting a job, but if I did that, I'd never have time to make art!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Sarah Lawrence

A liberal arts college located north of New York City, known for its obscure courses and large proportion of lesbian students.

"You're a Goddess Worship Major too? Wow!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Darwin police

An imaginary police force which rounds up people whose existance is a blemish upon the face of humanity.

"He only hits me because he loves me!"
"Paging Darwin police, come in Darwin police!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

box wine

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

uie

To make a U-turn. Also spelled U-ie, U-y.

"Pull a uie at the next intersection."

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

wangwagon

Used to describe a sexual preference for males, usually after a period of abstinance.

"After graduating from Sarah Lawrence, it took me a year to get back on the wangwagon."

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004