recital project 

Something dumb

-The supreme ninja

Fanboy: Let's go watch Justin Bieber

Me: Bro, that's so stupid, just like the recital project. I hate Nueva

recital project by Ninjayouknowwhoiam November 27, 2013

organ recital 

1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).

1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.

organ recital by too-many-grouchy-people May 20, 2009

octave recital 

another word for bitching or complaining

She gave her husband an octave recital of everything that went wrong during the day. Instead of she shrieked and yelled in a harsh and unpleasant tone of everything that went wrong during the day.

octave recital by voicesiren December 27, 2013

organ recital 

when people discuss their latest surgeries in great detail, common with older folk at social gatherings

I'm trying to enjoy my food at this restaurant, but those old ladies are making me vomit with their organ recital.

organ recital by napierman January 30, 2012

organ recital 

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

organ recital by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

Organ Recital 

When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.

“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”

Organ Recital by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023

Rectalgia 

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017