recents

The plural for for the word recent

Because recents is a word. Fuck you Beth!

recents by Zman22 June 9, 2018

Regents Exam 

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.

1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.

Regents Exam by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009

Regents Exams

Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.

Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!

Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams

Guy 1: Whats a Regents?

Regents Exams by underground knight June 11, 2010

Recent studies 

Something you say to lend more credibility to your totally real statistics.

Person A: Recent studies say that humans are not actually humans but they’re humans instead.
Person B: Wow, I trust you because those studies are recent and not old!

Recent studies by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 9, 2021

like my recent 

A saying used by try-hard popular people or the popular group. Usually used on Instagram. 'Like My Recent' means exactly what it sounds like, to like their recent post .

Random girl on Instagram: Hey kids, go like my recentttt...
Other People: How about no?

like my recent by KidWhoKnowsDatStuff July 12, 2017

regents

The most pointless set of exams in the country. They're even worse more stupid than the SATs. And only in New York are they a requirement for graduation. 9 times out of 10, you don't need to even take the class to pass them.

I got a 90 on a practice biology regents before I even entered 9th grade.

regents by criminal January 17, 2005

Recent 

used to advertise a newly added photo on instagram.

Like my recent.

Recent by J.m.e.s August 7, 2017