¹re • ceats

ri • seets

– noun

1. a written account and rating of the standard of the atmosphere, service, food, and price of a restaurant based on the account of our food and drink critics with specific correlation to the items listed on the receipt from that particular visit.

2. a combination of the word receipt and eats used to define a particular type of food review.

-verb

1. recreational eating.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods