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Executive Realness 

A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.
OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.
Executive Realness by BStorm August 16, 2012

serving me _ realness 

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.
serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
thot realness by thotastic September 29, 2015

reblessed 

Having been disassembled, reassembled, reconfigured and generally improved. A condition a computer may experience after prolonged contact with a geek.
I'm so glad my computer is working properly again. I'd forgotten how quick it used to be. I should have had it reblessed ages ago.
reblessed by BvO November 20, 2003

reedness 

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it
Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.
reedness by dirtydizzle November 2, 2012

Realnessness 

1. Being gangster at all times, keeping it 100

2. word a ignorant male uses to characterize something
Plies is the true definition of realnessness
Realnessness by superneega February 25, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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