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The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

realness by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".

This fit serving cunty realness.

Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

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Realness

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something

Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"

Realness by ujiria November 4, 2023

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Executive Realness

A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.

OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.

Executive Realness by BStorm August 16, 2012

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serving me _ realness

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.

serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

serving me _ realness by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND October 7, 2020

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thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.

"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"

thot realness by thotastic September 29, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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