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realness 

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.
www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."
realness by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004
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Realness 

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".
This fit serving cunty realness.
Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness 

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness 

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something
Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"
Realness by ujiria November 4, 2023

Executive Realness 

A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.
OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.
Executive Realness by BStorm August 16, 2012

serving me _ realness 

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.
serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
thot realness by thotastic September 29, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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