realtide

realtide is a black person who enjoys jerking off to nigger faggot gay porn

im a realtide and i enjoy fucking black people

realtide by iluvsquirrtwater May 22, 2021

Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

Realtimer by Urban Source March 13, 2009

Realtime Shock 

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"

"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"

Realtime Shock by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009

realriderzrr 

A quality motorcycle group with lots of fun and adventures.

Only one true biking group in my world and they definitely are RealRiderzRR

realriderzrr by RealRiderzRR October 14, 2020

Realtime

“Realtime” is the new “Literally”. Not used in the sense of actual fact but usually to emphasize something that is figurative.

"This is Realtime my worst day ever!"

Realtime by Sockadoodle October 2, 2025