reallas

your peeps, homies, your crew

" I was chillin in the cut wit my reallas when..."

by Abe21 May 4, 2006

reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

realassfriendphobic

Being afraid of having a real ass friend.

Man you realassfriendphobic

by Master Froshi February 8, 2021

realcastic

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.

a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.

by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008

Realltsre

Realltsre is a word my dumb friend made up because she didn't know how to spell the common word, "really". Realltsre is the word you use to describe how dumb a person really is.

My friend Allen is realltsre dumb.

by Denver W. July 7, 2019

realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Realcasm

When a person says something serious, but hides it using sarcasm.

Girl1: "I tots just saw the way you were looking at your ex! You def still have feelings for him!"

Girl2: "Oh yeah. You're right. I'm still madly in love with him."

Girl1: "I knew it!"

Girl2: "You're so f-ing dumb. That was sarcasm."

Girl1: "No, that was realcasm."

by GGnumero3 July 26, 2009