Realcasm

When a person says something serious, but hides it using sarcasm.

Girl1: "I tots just saw the way you were looking at your ex! You def still have feelings for him!"

Girl2: "Oh yeah. You're right. I'm still madly in love with him."

Girl1: "I knew it!"

Girl2: "You're so f-ing dumb. That was sarcasm."

Girl1: "No, that was realcasm."

by GGnumero3 July 26, 2009

realcastic

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.

a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.

by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008