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To be incredidably drunk, beyond the means of any human being.

It can also mean: broken beyond the means of human capabilities of repair. Or to describe sex one has had which is beyond human comprehension.

The word originated from the character of the incredible Jack Reacher, created by author Lee Child. The word is almost exclusive to Lurgan, Northern Ireland.
"I was absolutely reachered last night!"

David: What the dickens happened that chair?
Andrew: Ah, sorry Davy. I pure reachered it.

Colin: What happened you last night, like?
Andrew: Haha! Reachered!

by Brendy C December 18, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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