Reachered 

To be incredidably drunk, beyond the means of any human being.

It can also mean: broken beyond the means of human capabilities of repair. Or to describe sex one has had which is beyond human comprehension.

The word originated from the character of the incredible Jack Reacher, created by author Lee Child. The word is almost exclusive to Lurgan, Northern Ireland.

"I was absolutely reachered last night!"

David: What the dickens happened that chair?
Andrew: Ah, sorry Davy. I pure reachered it.

Colin: What happened you last night, like?
Andrew: Haha! Reachered!

Reachered by Brendy C January 7, 2008

reacher 

the much less attractive member of a couple

Geoffrey Arend is the world's most famous reacher after marrying Christina Hendricks.

reacher by iamthelawrus May 26, 2011

I’ve reached pink

When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.

Dude I’ve reached pink with the hottest girl in our school!

I’ve reached pink by Norplu September 19, 2020

Preachered 

When someone is nice to your face, but are robbing you behind your back. Other uses: to preach; preaching.

"Dude, I just got Preachered!"

"Man, don't preach me!"

"Bob, Sally is totally preaching you!"

Preachered by Twigboy July 23, 2008

Dan Rathered 

Take a damaging true story and preemptively leak it to a reporter with enough bogus details stirred in to discredit the reporter and the story itself.

I can't belive Robert Richer Dan Rathered me!

Dan Rathered by smb1971 October 5, 2008

sky reacher 

A Christian who, when praying with fervor, raises his or her hands to the sky. This is occasionally accompanied by a closing of the eyes.

Such Christians are almost always Protestants of the Evangelical or Fundamentalist variety.

"Oh man, I was dragged to a Christian rock concert last night, there were sky reachers everywhere."

"The First Community Baptist Church is full of sky reachers."

sky reacher by Harrier August 2, 2006

The fleas have reached my knees 

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

The fleas have reached my knees by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019