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catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.
Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!
catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

rat weasel 

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.
"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"
rat weasel by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

rat weasel 

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back
Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.
rat weasel by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011

Catweasel 

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.
Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?
Catweasel by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

batweasel 

A derogatory name for someone in high power. typically used to warn others of their presence so that all instances of hazing, and/or malicious and illegal activity may be hidden.
I had to yell batweasel last night when the commandant came on deck.
batweasel by Francis Mccalister October 24, 2008

Batweasel 

A derogatory name for a snivelling, pathetic male. A sleazy creep who thinks he is a massive stud and can have any woman he wants when actually they are all wishing he would just f**k off. He needs to man up and get on with his life.

For a more detailed description please see Jude Law in the movie 'Closer'.
"He is such an unbelievable Batweasel, he needs to grow some balls and behave more like Clive Owen'
Batweasel by MarciaGG August 23, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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