ratweasel 

A rat and weasel in one common body, or also known as Stephen Miller.

Who's that ratweasel lurking in the background at Oval Office press briefings?

ratweasel by shavedballs March 18, 2025

catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.

Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!

catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

rat weasel 

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.

"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"

rat weasel by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

rat weasel 

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back

Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.

rat weasel by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011

Catweasel 

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

Catweasel by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

batweasel 

A derogatory name for someone in high power. typically used to warn others of their presence so that all instances of hazing, and/or malicious and illegal activity may be hidden.

I had to yell batweasel last night when the commandant came on deck.

batweasel by Francis Mccalister October 24, 2008

Batweasel 

A derogatory name for a snivelling, pathetic male. A sleazy creep who thinks he is a massive stud and can have any woman he wants when actually they are all wishing he would just f**k off. He needs to man up and get on with his life.

For a more detailed description please see Jude Law in the movie 'Closer'.

"He is such an unbelievable Batweasel, he needs to grow some balls and behave more like Clive Owen'

Batweasel by MarciaGG August 23, 2009