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batweasel 

A derogatory name for someone in high power. typically used to warn others of their presence so that all instances of hazing, and/or malicious and illegal activity may be hidden.
I had to yell batweasel last night when the commandant came on deck.
batweasel by Francis Mccalister October 24, 2008
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Batweasel 

A derogatory name for a snivelling, pathetic male. A sleazy creep who thinks he is a massive stud and can have any woman he wants when actually they are all wishing he would just f**k off. He needs to man up and get on with his life.

For a more detailed description please see Jude Law in the movie 'Closer'.
"He is such an unbelievable Batweasel, he needs to grow some balls and behave more like Clive Owen'
Batweasel by MarciaGG August 23, 2009

Buttweasel 

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.
(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"
Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

badweasel 

Known also as Budweiser. A mass-produced form of carbodnated horse piss that is bottled and sold as beer in the United States.
Hey Lem, lets sit here on the couch and drink badweasel all day and watch reruns of nascar.
badweasel by Augie Busch July 15, 2005

buttweasel 

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends
"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"
buttweasel by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.
Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!
catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

buttweasel 

A jerk of a person with no moral sense.
"Dave is such a buttweasel for cheating on her."
buttweasel by arizonapam December 11, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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