rassmus 

A boy named after his mother's two waste holes.

Rass= asshole

Mus= the other hole down there

Hallo Rassmus. Nice name you have.

Teacher : can everyone tell me what or who theyr named after?

Hans: my grand-dad

Lise: a farrytale hero

Rasmus: my mom's two holes...

rassmus by Fakefacts October 31, 2017

The Rasmus 

A very talented Finnish band. Many punk rockers from the UK envy their immense talent.

rasmusthe rasmusfinlandfinnishawesome

The Rasmus by foreverinlovewithmusic February 5, 2010

Rasmussen

Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green

I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.

Rasmussen by The Peedoc June 10, 2017

rasmussed 

a term which Derick explains on his blog: "This new verb means that some presentation speaker drew all the audience away from other presentations being given at the same time. This effect usually occurs when Rasmus Lerdorf is having a presentation at the same time as another speaker has, though this is not necessary that the person who rasmusses you is Rasmus itself."

During the conference several speakers were "rasmussed"

rasmussed by Patrick Reilly October 11, 2004

Rasmus 

Rasmus is the name of someone who is very loving and caring. a Rasmus has a lot of energy and loves the outdoors. a Rasmus is very active, but also loves candy and sweets. a Rasmus is very attractive and many people love a Rasmus for their fun and crazy personality and gorgeous looks. a Rasmus will never let you down and is very loyal to friends and lovers. you can always trust a Rasmus. if you feel sad and need a hug, a Rasmus is probably what you need. if you ever meet a Rasmus, make sure you keep them close to you. you dont wanna lose a Rasmus.

person 1: omg who is that handsome and funny guy?
person 2: thats Rasmus

Rasmus by yamyamtamtam November 23, 2020

The Rasmus 

Seriously immense Rock band from Finland. One of my favourite bands with beautiful lyrics... ALL HAIL THE HAIR!! gotta love Pauli! Really good live too. Only seen them twice but blew me away each time.

Well funny dudes too...

Interviewer talking to the rasmus: Who has the biggest?

Lauri:Me
Aki:Me
Pauli:Me
Eero:Pauli

The Rasmus by anoyyedwitheverybodyusingthenamesthatiputinhere April 22, 2006

the rasmus 

Amazing band from Finalnd, made up of:
Lauri (Johannes) Ylönen- Vocals
Eero Heinonen- Bass guitar
Pauli (Esko) Rantasalmi- Guitar
Aki (Markus) Hakala- Drummer

They have released 6 albums-
Peep
Playboys
Hell of a Tester
Hell of a Collection
Into
Dead Letters

They've been around for 10 years, Pauli and Lauri have co-produced other records and Lauri has joined Ville Valo (H.I.M vocalist) and Apocolyptica (Finnish band) in a song called "Bittersweet". Aswel as Lauri singing in "life Burns".

This band are amazing live and definitely worth seeing- buy Dead Letters!!!You won't regret it, It's alreayd sold millions....!

"the Rasmus- that band fucking rock!"- a girl coming out of a concert!!

the rasmus by Megan April 14, 2005