rape hands 

when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.

Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.

DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.

rape hands by NoahBuddy October 7, 2013

Hand rape 

The act of using one's significant other's hand (while they're sleeping) to jack off.

Holy shit! My boyfriend hand raped me!

Hand rape by DCTx2008 December 9, 2008

HAND RAPE 

The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste, as if fingering you, the palm of your had. A rather creepy and violated feeling.

Sue: I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he sorta finger fucked my palm

Jen: Oh my you were hand raped

HAND RAPE by Deeshady December 23, 2007

Handshake rape 

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.

* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"

Handshake rape by Voted Coalition and regret it January 5, 2020

handshake rape 

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

handshake rape by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011

Hand Rape 

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

Hand Rape by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

hand rape 

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.

I was just hand raped. Help me

hand rape by The wenis master October 26, 2017