4 definitions by Voted Coalition and regret it
The act of handshaking someone without their consent.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
by Voted Coalition and regret it January 5, 2020
(noun) A term morons use to express their opinion, whether or not the 'truth bomb' is factual or not. The 'truth bomb' expression is typically used by those with narcissistic traits or mental impairment to inflate their opinion in an attempt to impose their beliefs on others.
Podrick: OMG I'm about to drop a truth bomb. Injections cause autism. It's the truth. One doctor said it does.
Tyrion: What about all the other doctors and research that says the opposite?
Podrick: TRUTH BOMB! It's a conspiracy and there is a whole cabal controlling everything! It's why my wife left me, it's why nobody will employ me.
Tyrion: Podrick, are you that dumb to believe this crap or is this your way of looking for someone to blame for the fact you are a 40 year old loser with nothing to show for his life? Get your life back on track. Curb your narcissism and stop blaming all your failures on everything else.
Podrick: You are sheeple!!
Tyrion: What about all the other doctors and research that says the opposite?
Podrick: TRUTH BOMB! It's a conspiracy and there is a whole cabal controlling everything! It's why my wife left me, it's why nobody will employ me.
Tyrion: Podrick, are you that dumb to believe this crap or is this your way of looking for someone to blame for the fact you are a 40 year old loser with nothing to show for his life? Get your life back on track. Curb your narcissism and stop blaming all your failures on everything else.
Podrick: You are sheeple!!
by Voted Coalition and regret it September 25, 2020
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023