Definitions by NoahBuddy

rape hands 

when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.

Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.

DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.

rape hands by NoahBuddy October 7, 2013