ranchy carrot 

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

ranchy carrot by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

Carrot Dipped in Ranch 

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.

"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"

Carrot Dipped in Ranch by dfhnk June 8, 2017

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

Carrot in the Ranch by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018

Baby Carrots and Ranch 

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

Baby Carrots and Ranch by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023