6 definitions by Riedisawesome

Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

Retard

Me

I am a retard

by Riedisawesome December 9, 2016

Knizzle

"Is this a kiss and a nuzzle, or a kiss and a twizzle? Fo' shizzle my knizzle!" -Knizzle.com buy domain add.

HEY GUYS I JUST UPLOADED A MUNNCRIFT VIDEIO!!! WATCH IT ON KNIZZLE

by Riedisawesome January 3, 2017

Swiss Miss

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

roseberry poo

A bloody shit. Usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts.

Trevor: Hey matt did you try some food?

Matt:I did but they gave me the roseberry poo.
Trevor: *dies*

by Riedisawesome November 25, 2016

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 13, 2016