Definitions by Riedisawesome

Sore Thump 

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

Sore Thump by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

Knizzle

"Is this a kiss and a nuzzle, or a kiss and a twizzle? Fo' shizzle my knizzle!" -Knizzle.com buy domain add.

HEY GUYS I JUST UPLOADED A MUNNCRIFT VIDEIO!!! WATCH IT ON KNIZZLE

Knizzle by Riedisawesome January 2, 2017

Swiss Miss 

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

Swiss Miss by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Retard 

Me

I am a retard

Retard by Riedisawesome December 9, 2016

roseberry poo 

A bloody shit. Usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts.

Trevor: Hey matt did you try some food?

Matt:I did but they gave me the roseberry poo.
Trevor: *dies*

roseberry poo by Riedisawesome November 25, 2016

ranchy carrot 

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

ranchy carrot by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016