rancestry

A rancid ancestry, eg. a kid whose family tree doesn't fork has quite a rancestry.

Thanks to yo' rancestry, you got 12 toes.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Ancestry.com

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

racistry

Act of pretending to be racist on the internet as a joke or in order to amuse or troll someone.

Gentlemen, please stop your racistry, this is a serious thread about racism.

by LithLab December 6, 2009

rapestry

n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.

Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!

What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!

Word up.

by gnostic1 November 3, 2010

Ancestry

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"

by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010

Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"

by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019