ramaphobia

"invalid and controversial allegations made to persons named "Rama" about their relationship status"

"Did you hear about the dating rumor?"

"Yeah, it's pretty hectic"

"For real, it's some serious Ramaphobia."

by crystalthebitch May 23, 2022

rosmaphobia

Fear that Walruses (Odobenus Rosmarus) are sercretly infiltrating the United States government, media, and entertainment industries; and stealing U.S. Secrets. Many who suffer from this condition also believe that Walruses have built an advanced industrial civilization in unexplored areas of the continent of Antarctica; and possess an economic market backing a currency far superior to the U.S. Dollar.

A prime example of Rosmaphobia is the widespread believe that U.S. president William H. Taft was a Walrus. Other famous figures popularly speculated to be Walruses include television Host Jaime Hyneman, and controversial film director Michael Moore.

by Walruusophage23434 May 20, 2010

Cyril Ramaphosa

Billionaire President of South Africa. He made himself rich by corruption and BEE, he hides money under the mattress.

Dave, is that money under your pillow? You are such a Cyril Ramaphosa

by J Stick August 3, 2022

dramaphobia

Extreme fear of drama! Person or persons that live with the constant fear that drama will find them has dramaphobia. Drama is everywhere, and it`s common for people that experience dramaphobia to never want to leave their house, or have friends. Not to be confused with depression, dramaphobia doesn`t make people want to harm themselves, only others!

I can`t go anywhere without drama stalking me, and I live in fear of it finding me, and harming me. I wish meds existed for dramaphobia.
Can drama die, and can I kill it in self defense by claiming to have dramaphobia?
Please diagnose dramaphobia as a mental illness, it exist, just like drama exists.

by livinalife June 20, 2011

Ruraphobia

(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.

Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!

by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010

Romophobia

The fear of the quarterback of your favorite team being on the field with the game on the line. Named after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, the fear developed amongst Dallas fans when Romo choked in the biggest games of each season (most notably December and playoff games). Fans of other teams developed this fear, when their QB played like Romo.

Once their romophobia kicks in, many NFL fans can't bring themselves to even watch the 4th quarter of the game.

by tibbidoe December 3, 2013

Raviaphobia

Raviaphobia - The fear that every well played elf is played by Ravial.

"This might be a little Raviaphobic, but I have a sneaking suspicion the new elven guild is just Ravial with eight new computers."

"Checking player names with every elf you encounter? Do you have Raviaphobia"?

by Raxabran August 1, 2017