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Ruraphobia 

(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.
Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!
Ruraphobia by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010
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guraphobia

I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia
guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Rubyphobia

Fear,hate and feeling of discomfort when in contact with ruby or even just the sound of ruby.
Harin has Rubyphobia ;she really hates ruby
Rubyphobia by Masry05 September 14, 2022

rubbaphobia 

being scared or rubber items such as rubber bands, balloons, CONDOMS!
yeah she has rubbaphobia so we have unprotected sex all the time around the campfire
rubbaphobia by loma April 16, 2003

Rupophobia 

Stephen has rupophobia.
Rupophobia by Azalia Standridge February 13, 2013

Rafaphobia 

A condition that one suffers from once they realise that they despise more than one man from the world of sport with the christian name Rafael. The way that the object of the hatred spells his name is not important, however the word is always spelt 'rafaphobia'. The three most common triggers of rafaphobia are:

1. Rafael Nadal
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Raphael Ibanez
Person 1: "You know what mate? I fucking hate Nadal"
Person 2: "How do you feel about Rafael Benitez?"
Person 1: "I'm not a fan"
Person 2: "I think you might suffer from rafaphobia"
Rafaphobia by Jaxmoseph August 1, 2008