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Rafaphobia 

A condition that one suffers from once they realise that they despise more than one man from the world of sport with the christian name Rafael. The way that the object of the hatred spells his name is not important, however the word is always spelt 'rafaphobia'. The three most common triggers of rafaphobia are:

1. Rafael Nadal
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Raphael Ibanez
Person 1: "You know what mate? I fucking hate Nadal"
Person 2: "How do you feel about Rafael Benitez?"
Person 1: "I'm not a fan"
Person 2: "I think you might suffer from rafaphobia"
Rafaphobia by Jaxmoseph August 1, 2008
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Ruraphobia 

(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.
Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!
Ruraphobia by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010

Raviaphobia

Raviaphobia - The fear that every well played elf is played by Ravial.
"This might be a little Raviaphobic, but I have a sneaking suspicion the new elven guild is just Ravial with eight new computers."

"Checking player names with every elf you encounter? Do you have Raviaphobia"?
Raviaphobia by Raxabran August 1, 2017

ratsaphobia

(int.) An expression of frustration. An expletive.
"I totally missed that cornhole shot! Ratsaphobia!"
ratsaphobia by Gilly Beans October 6, 2009

roflphobia 

Fear of rofl, people rofling, or the word rofl
person 1 : rofl look at that total noob
person 2: omgbbqwtf did you just say, oh noes !11!!!!!1
person 1 : do you have roflphobia or something

person 2 has roflphobia
roflphobia by Ian Michael April 30, 2006

Rangaphobia 

Rangaphobia is the fear of red headed people.
Mel: "Hey Carrie, lets run, there's a red head coming."

Carrie: "Mel, I think you have rangaphobia."
Rangaphobia by 1wadadada May 27, 2009

‘Ronaphobia 

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
‘Ronaphobia by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020