Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.
The practice of taking months off work with "stress", returning for a day or two just before half-pay kicks in, then going back on the sick. Formerly known as Clarking this practice has been honed to a fine art by certain civil servants.