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raftermath 

Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or

(2) da cost of said materials.
Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.
raftermath by QuacksO October 21, 2022
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Craftermath 

The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.
After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.
Craftermath by abbinme January 23, 2012

Murder Inc vs Shady/Aftermath

Beef between two label companies; Murder Inc (Ja Rule, Ferrari Black, Irv Gotti) and Shady/Aftermath (Eminem, Obie Trice, Dr.Dre, 50 Cent).
Started when Ja Rule saw 50 Cent hanging out with a man who had in the past robbed Ja Rule. Ja Rule then started dissing 50 Cent and just like WWI, allies were drug into the beef.
Ayo, wuchu think about that Murder Inc and Shady/Aftermath beef?
I think Murder Inc got murdered.

baftermath 

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.
Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!
baftermath by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

Aftermath Sex 

Another way to say picking up girls on the rebound.
I had some aftermath sex with his ex.
the latter time of an event, Usually involving its consequences.
news reporter: The "aftermath" of this party seems to consist of two injured persons, a wrecked house, and raging parents.
aftermath by foodnut December 14, 2010

Aftermath Steam Bath 

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
Aftermath Steam Bath by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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