As a 26 year old professional with a wife and kids, Tom thinks it is badassical to get together with his buds and play video games for twenty hours straight while consuming massive quantities of pizza and soda.
As TF reached for his bottle of Rich and Rare he froze like a man caught fucking another man's woman. He blurted out "Holy shit this bottle's mascot is a unicorn with a dragon's tail, that is so badassical"