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The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.
Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.
Ranchjob by junipel November 18, 2011
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a word that i created by accident. Another way to say tittyfuck (having sex with the cleavage between a womans breasts)
That slut in the corner will give a rackjob for 5 bucks.
rackjob by Fluffy Marshmallow October 3, 2005
Every depressed mutt who sits around watching TV all day gets a rackjob. Otherwise known as I was too lazy to develop my muscles and got tit surgery.
"Of course she had a rackjob, EVERY bitch competes with eachother like its not even for the people supplying the cock"
Rackjob by unworldly April 2, 2020
A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix
A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".
rackjob by St. Ias December 28, 2005
adj, raak-jo-b This word is a synonom to queer and transexual. Anything refered to this word is known to have had a sex change or liking the same sex/gender.
You are a rackjob.
rackjob by Dr, Shultz March 16, 2009
Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.
I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.
Ranchjob by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026