rachjob
rachjob by rachattack69 April 20, 2011
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Ranchjob
The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.
rackjob
a word that i created by accident. Another way to say tittyfuck (having sex with the cleavage between a womans breasts)
rackjob by Fluffy Marshmallow October 3, 2005
rackjob
adj, raak-jo-b This word is a synonom to queer and transexual. Anything refered to this word is known to have had a sex change or liking the same sex/gender.
You are a rackjob.
rackjob by Dr, Shultz March 16, 2009
Ranchjob
Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.
I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.
Ranchjob by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026
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