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the act of busting a nut so hard and needing your friend to take you to the emergency room ASAP
Did you hear about Steve Rachman? He totes rachjobbed last night.
rachjob by rachattack69 April 20, 2011
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The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.
Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.
Ranchjob by junipel November 18, 2011
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a word that i created by accident. Another way to say tittyfuck (having sex with the cleavage between a womans breasts)
That slut in the corner will give a rackjob for 5 bucks.
rackjob by Fluffy Marshmallow October 3, 2005
Every depressed mutt who sits around watching TV all day gets a rackjob. Otherwise known as I was too lazy to develop my muscles and got tit surgery.
"Of course she had a rackjob, EVERY bitch competes with eachother like its not even for the people supplying the cock"
Rackjob by unworldly April 2, 2020
A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix
A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".
rackjob by St. Ias December 28, 2005
adj, raak-jo-b This word is a synonom to queer and transexual. Anything refered to this word is known to have had a sex change or liking the same sex/gender.
You are a rackjob.
rackjob by Dr, Shultz March 16, 2009
Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.
I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.
Ranchjob by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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