49 definitions by St. Ias

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 15, 2005

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

by St. Ias September 26, 2005

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias September 21, 2005

dry fuck

Developing ripe youthful filthy underwear cummy knickers

The teenagers had been having a dry fuckin the girl's bedroom. Her mother, who was sorting a pile of clothes for the washing machine, knew rightly what her daughter and boyfriend were doing in the bedroom. She called up the stairs " Throw down your dry fuck to me. I will throw them in the machine ".

by St. Ias October 4, 2005

B&D

This is catering terminology Beef and Dumplings.

The lads from the Circus usually dined in the truckers cafe
across the road from the Big Top. The cafe made excellent B&D

by St. Ias September 19, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for frivolous unburdened nookie

My girlfriend and I decided we would buy all the food and drink required to see us through to Monday on Friday. Once we had done all the shopping we would head straight home, unpack the shopping and put it away. We would then take the phone off the hook, switch off our mobiles and have fun all weekend until the time came to get upto get ready to go to work on Monday morning.

by St. Ias November 8, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for fucking usually nightime

My girlfriend asked her chum what she intended to do at the weekend. Her friend told her FUN

by St. Ias November 8, 2005