49 definitions by St. Ias

A person who jumps to conclusions
A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct
by St. Ias September 18, 2005
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" Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)
by St. Ias September 20, 2005
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NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights
There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).
by St. Ias November 04, 2005
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LOL is an acronym for Ladies onLine
I was online this evening. I noticed there were many women online. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a common expression. Are the women uniting so that they may dominate men to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your toes lads, keep a weather eye open. Equality is one thing but a take over bid is a totally different matter.
by St. Ias November 02, 2005
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LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover
The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL
by St. Ias September 25, 2005
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You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.
The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her
by St. Ias October 19, 2005
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