Ranchjob

The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.

Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.

by junipel November 18, 2011

rachjob

the act of busting a nut so hard and needing your friend to take you to the emergency room ASAP

Did you hear about Steve Rachman? He totes rachjobbed last night.

by rachattack69 April 20, 2011