Ranchjob

The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.

Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.

Ranchjob by junipel November 18, 2011

Ranchjob

Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.

I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.

Ranchjob by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026

rachjob 

the act of busting a nut so hard and needing your friend to take you to the emergency room ASAP

Did you hear about Steve Rachman? He totes rachjobbed last night.

rachjob by rachattack69 April 20, 2011