Ranchjob

The act of blowing your consummate pal under a hoofed animal with one or more phalanges placed within the comfort of the brazen steed.

Friend 1: I'm gonna need 50k horses.
Friend 2: I can do that. But I'll need to know what you intend to do with fifty thousand horses. Will you be doling out ranchjobs?
Friend 3: Yep, the horses are one time a use.

Ranchjob by junipel November 18, 2011

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Ranchjob

Ranchjob;<Verb> Definition: 1. The act of slathering your penis/pussy in ranch and master baiting afterwards. <Noun> Definition: 2. Using ranch as bait under the circumstances that your significant other is so in love with the taste of ranch, that they would do anything to get a taste of it. Go ahead and put a spoonful on your tip, and watch as your mind will be blown.

I was feeling very ill one day, when i got home, my partner offered me a ranchjob.
I was so obsessed with ranch that i decided to give the librarian a ranchjob.

Ranchjob by Ex0TicRage March 19, 2026

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Ranchjob • rachjob

rachjob

the act of busting a nut so hard and needing your friend to take you to the emergency room ASAP

Did you hear about Steve Rachman? He totes rachjobbed last night.

rachjob by rachattack69 April 20, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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