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Qwinten, does not exist. The word itself is a figment, and you are not even using urban dictionary right now, since you just read a word that does not exist. Anyone named Qwinten also does not exist. Nothing about that word is real. (The first word of this description however, is real.)
Hey bro what is a qwinten?
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What is a qwinten?
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qwinten by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024
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Quintenesque 

Something that is painfully slow.
Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!
Quintenesque by Hulk19 September 27, 2018
A very hot person. Is trustworthy and caring. He is often very good and sports and is a good leader. He can get a lot of girls but when he finds the one he is very loyal. Oh yea and girls adore him. Quinten is very fun to be around. If your having a bad day just talk to Quinten, he'll make you happy. Quinten is just a overall AMAZING person!!
Jessica-"I'm sad"
Bob-"go talk to Quinten"
Quinten by Śômêöñē December 26, 2016
That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around.
“Have you seen that new cute tall boy in our class that’s Qwinton”
Qwinton by Art of seduction August 1, 2018
Quinten is that one bro that you actually mean “bro” to, he always there for you he puts you before him and if you treat him right he treat you even better, Quinten the main homey that you will stick with through LIFE he a brother foreal
“Ay wassup Quinten bro I was feeling pretty sad earlier but wassup with you”? “WHO I GOTTA BEAT TF OUT OF”?!
Quinten by Wordszsz March 29, 2019
A dinosaur boy that is practically perfect in every way.
Damn! You just see that Quinten walk by? You da man Quinten!
A crazy badass mother fucker, who you don't wanna fuck with unless your looking for a bullet in your dome. He is also very jacked and all the ladies want to get in his pants.
I messed with Quinten and now I have a hole in my head.
Quinten by You Know Who Btich! December 16, 2008
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