Someone who is so bored that when they find out that Urban Dictionary doesn't have a word, they take time out of their school project to make an account and create a definition for it.
(Bill) Hey john.
(John) Yeah Bill?
(Bill) How about instead of doing the project that's worth 40% of our grade, we type a bullshit keyboard combination with the first top row, from left to right.
(John) Go on..?
(Bill) And get this crazy shit... WE LEAVE OUT THE MIDDLE!
(John) JESUS CHRIST YOU DAREDEVIL!!!!!
(Bill) And to put a cherry on top, we do the bottom row... FROM RIGHT TO LEFT!!!!
(John) THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I MEAN JUST WOW! qwertyuiopmnbvcxz IS JUST THE SMARTEST MOST HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!
(Mr. Smith) You're both failing my class.
(John) Yeah Bill?
(Bill) How about instead of doing the project that's worth 40% of our grade, we type a bullshit keyboard combination with the first top row, from left to right.
(John) Go on..?
(Bill) And get this crazy shit... WE LEAVE OUT THE MIDDLE!
(John) JESUS CHRIST YOU DAREDEVIL!!!!!
(Bill) And to put a cherry on top, we do the bottom row... FROM RIGHT TO LEFT!!!!
(John) THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I MEAN JUST WOW! qwertyuiopmnbvcxz IS JUST THE SMARTEST MOST HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!
(Mr. Smith) You're both failing my class.
by Caggo April 25, 2025