The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.
Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.
a task or duty that is completely useless to your primary job. it is always assigned to you by your superiors to completely waste your time and take you away from your primary duties. often times it is assigned by superiors that are not in your career field and assume you have time to constantly accomplish these tasks.
"i can't go homeon time because i've got qweep to do"