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qwelp

Doctor: Well sir you have quite the qwelp
y/n: well shit
by nova lettuce November 17, 2020
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qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv

You are so bored. Not qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Not qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb. But qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv!
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by Random Words & Definitions January 6, 2021
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qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb

at this point you might wanna reconsider your life

you just entered the first 3 letters from left then right on the qwerty keyboard and then proceeded to do this for the other lines from high to low
"qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb"
by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017
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Quelp

The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.

Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.
by Professor Mycroft Napolen VIII September 17, 2008
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qweep

a task or duty that is completely useless to your primary job. it is always assigned to you by your superiors to completely waste your time and take you away from your primary duties. often times it is assigned by superiors that are not in your career field and assume you have time to constantly accomplish these tasks.
"i can't go home on time because i've got qweep to do"
by evil.roboto September 7, 2008
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Qwelve

When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.
Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.
by Oyrsted March 24, 2020
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Qwelch

Oh shit Cooter Jones just let a Qwelch out.
by Capiton caption July 21, 2009
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