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The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.

Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.
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Another way to say "Welp" but meaning for "Shit, I fucked up big time."
Friend: “Quelp, I finna die today.”
Friend2: “you better get yo ass back here now.”
Quelp by Mokakoffe January 25, 2019
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quelp • Quelping • Quel pasa? • queep • quelch • Quelf • quel • quelching • querp • quell
In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.
Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!

The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.

I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.
Quelp by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009
A person with an obnoxious voice and/or personality. Can include, but not limited to, ugly, stupid, or annoying people.

Pronunciation can differ from "qwelp" to something like "kelp".
What a stupid prick! He's such a quelp.

She never shuts up about her cats. Stupid quelp...
quelp by FLCL May 31, 2005
1. Medical term used for Herpes given to or received from an individual, during a QUICK internal or oral encounter.

2. Herpes from a Quickie
I two pumpped that snatch last week and ended up with a harsh case of querpes.
querpes by Willis Magee December 10, 2006
A beautiful unique queen full of talent. See's the best out of people even when they do you wrong. Often taken for granted. Smart , easy to fall in live with and FULL of secrets.
She is a dime , another quela
quela by 6k_que June 9, 2015

quelckome 

how kulie (kayla) welcomes everyone in pandas server
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"quelckome"
quelckome by Koolaye January 5, 2021
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