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Quelping 

The act of busting a nut(Semen) on to a open/popped blister on the foot and only the foot!
I was hiking and I had a giant blister on my big toes and the popped so I used the act of Quelping to cheer me up!
Quelping by Niggerhandle3000 August 5, 2024
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Quelling 

Snorting seroquel to come down after being high too long on an upper like meth amphetamines.
Man, I been up for a week I need to do some quelling so I can sleep this off.
Quelling by Sherri Lynn Anglin July 13, 2016
Various definitions and meanings namely; to be anxious, annoyed, upset, worried, on the verge of breaking etc. Many people use this word to express their general feelings when minor life challenges are presented before them for example; Chrissy was making the bed but the sheet wouldn't wrap around one of the corners. Chrissy was getting hot and bothered trying to get the sheet on but it was no use - she punched the pillow in anger ; Chrissy is a quepper.
'Susan was anxiously waiting by the phone for an important phone call - Susan was quepping',
'A motorist was ducking and weaving in and out of traffic beeping the horn and waving their hands out of the window - the driver was quepping',
'The kettle was filled too high, at boiling point, water was overflowing and shaking violently - the kettle was quepping',
'Two men were up a ladder holding an extremely expensive chandelier. They dropped it and it smashed into 1000 pieces - the men; were quepping',
Verb - Quep
Noun - Quepper
Quepping by Webby 86(2) October 3, 2017

Quelfing 

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

Quelking 

To abort a fetus via hanger, and then drink said “hanger baby”. If done correctly it should be the texture of Robitussin.
Dude after Amanda got pregnant, I quelked the fuck outta that kid.

Instead of an abortion I had to resort to quelking.

I didn’t have enough money to get an abortion I just quelked it instead.
Quelking by Digbickbussymonder March 20, 2024

Quelking 

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)
Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak
Quelking by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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