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The act of expelling a man's ejaculate by way of qweefing.
I filled that ho up with my cum, then she qweemed all over my face. I should have slapped her.
qweem by Annie W. June 24, 2007
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baby im about to qweem on you.
qweem by Ngaa Monga May 7, 2019
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I put qweem the a cake
Qweem by jhdiaudiuahduas October 26, 2022
Surpressing your moan into a squeaky little murmur whilst in the act of secretly shooting your putrid signature sauce
u-ummbakugo’s still asleep… i hope he didn’t hear my qweem, ahahaha!
Qweem by tttruffle July 26, 2024
transitive verb. To insult somebody on the Internet, especially Livejournal, in a hateful, angry and/or hypocritical way.
All I said was that maybe Fox News didn't report that story accurately, and then the whole forum qweerdoed me for not bashing CNN.
qweerdo by Ruth Solomon August 28, 2008

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Every word on the English keyboard on apple devices
I am so bored I might as well type out the entire keyboard : qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm
A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?
Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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