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qwe by AKREP0003 September 1, 2021
Geof: what buttons do you press in quaver again?
Georg: qwe iop
Geof: thanks :)
qwe iop by ankis07 January 24, 2022
Quickest wank ever.
Something that the comic book guy might say after looking at porno
Comic book guy: That porno was so shit, qwe, Quickest Wank Ever.
qwe by Tomtomtomtomtomtomtom October 19, 2006

qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi 

trying to stay not bored so your writing in urban dictionary
i was qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi so bad that i wrote qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me 

Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
the word u say in the in-game chat when ur bored
person: hello
me: qwe
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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