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qwe by AKREP0003 September 1, 2021
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Quickest wank ever.
Something that the comic book guy might say after looking at porno
Comic book guy: That porno was so shit, qwe, Quickest Wank Ever.
qwe by Tomtomtomtomtomtomtom October 19, 2006
the word u say in the in-game chat when ur bored
person: hello
me: qwe
Geof: what buttons do you press in quaver again?
Georg: qwe iop
Geof: thanks :)
qwe iop by ankis07 January 24, 2022

qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi 

trying to stay not bored so your writing in urban dictionary
i was qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi so bad that i wrote qwe-ioru podsijf pasdjf;kqwjefpfoi
qwe qqwe
qwe qwe by alidisidero333 May 20, 2017

qwe'shawn 

omg u are such a qwe'shawn
qwe'shawn by Qwe'shawn October 17, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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