qwasted 

On a quest to get wasted.

2 guys have nothing to do at 3 in the morning.
-Hey Bob, let's go get qwasted.
And they set out on a 3 hour quest to find substances and liquid compounds to get wasted upon.

qwasted by Slope/Zipperhead October 25, 2009

qwasted 

wasted,baked,and toasted
seared,fried and cooked
High as a kite.

Spicoli, Cheech @ Chong
Earnest T. Bass
Tommy Boy

qwasted by mark klein December 3, 2004

Quwasted 

Often referred to as girls faking drunk, acting like they are bombed. An example would be drinking from a waterbottle filled with water and acting drunk

Lauren and Maddy like to get quwasted for attention

Quwasted by Jeff and Ryan December 13, 2007

Quasted

A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.

History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.

Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.

Example 2:

Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.

Quasted by Ziggy Zinfandel II October 13, 2008

quasted

Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.

Fuck yes! My I.D. worked-T onight we are going to get quasted

quasted by Ellie Colley May 21, 2005

Quwasted 

Unexplainably drunk, but still having a good time.

Bra your so quwasted and you know it!

Quwasted by Quest for ponies October 25, 2009

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