Quwasted 

Often referred to as girls faking drunk, acting like they are bombed. An example would be drinking from a waterbottle filled with water and acting drunk

Lauren and Maddy like to get quwasted for attention

Quwasted by Jeff and Ryan December 13, 2007

Quwasted 

Unexplainably drunk, but still having a good time.

Bra your so quwasted and you know it!

Quwasted by Quest for ponies October 25, 2009

Quasted

A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.

History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.

Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.

Example 2:

Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.

Quasted by Ziggy Zinfandel II October 13, 2008

quasted

Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.

Fuck yes! My I.D. worked-T onight we are going to get quasted

quasted by Ellie Colley May 21, 2005

qwasted 

On a quest to get wasted.

2 guys have nothing to do at 3 in the morning.
-Hey Bob, let's go get qwasted.
And they set out on a 3 hour quest to find substances and liquid compounds to get wasted upon.

qwasted by Slope/Zipperhead October 25, 2009

qwasted 

wasted,baked,and toasted
seared,fried and cooked
High as a kite.

Spicoli, Cheech @ Chong
Earnest T. Bass
Tommy Boy

qwasted by mark klein December 3, 2004