Quum

When you (as a woman) urinate after getting came in and you queef and expel the semen at the same time, creating a noise much like a wetter, splattier fart. The feeling is much more unusual and discomforting than a normal queef.

I just went to the bathroom and quumed, that felt so weird!

by The Quumening August 11, 2025

quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

quumf

the art of saddle sniffing

oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf

by razor August 29, 2003

snurffing, [quumf]

Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.

"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"

by sionyn April 22, 2006

QUUME

To bring it on or to come on with it.quume is the opporsite of come and bring another word for bring and come.

I quume on with it in the club on the dance floor.

by Bj no name November 18, 2017

quumf

The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.

Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.

by rasta badmon March 6, 2021